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" Tulani released Darguni's hand and let him run around.

"Has he gotten bigger?" Elunara frowned.

"Yeah. He jumped again." Tulani sighed. "I can barely lift him."

"How old is he?"

"Not even two." Elunara frowned.

"He acts and moves like a four to five year old."

"His growth was already bordering on ridiculous, but I think going through the portal just accelerated the issue." Elunara frowned as she watched him.

"We must work on his speech." Tulani sighed. "I hope his intelligence is keeping up with his body."

Grogek nodded. "Something we can deal with when we get back."

Darguni flopped down in Elunara's lap and smiled. "Momma."

She wrapped her arms around him. "Yeah, I am."

Darguni pointed at Tulani. "Momma Tuly."

Tulani nodded. "Yes, that's right."

He grinned at Grogek and climbed in his lap. "Papa."

Grogek laughed. "Yes. Yes I am." He picked up Darguni and tossed him up. "My son." Darguni came down with a wild giggle.

The innkeeper wiped a tear. "I feel like I just got to experience a very personal family moment."

Darguni climbed up on to Grogek's shoulders and hugged the back of his head.

Grogek laughed. "Your mother does that too."

"Damn, I lost my perch to a usurper." Elunara sighed. "Though, I'm curious as to how he will react to Jordan."

"Unca Joran?" Darguni cocked his head to the side.

"Sure." She laughed.

"Ok, so I heard Tyrande say that, Grogek is your husband?"

"Of course."

"Tulani is your wife?"

"Double yes."

"And this Jordan is your... lover?"

"Backup husband also works."

Sae shook her head. "You never did anything by halves. Or normal for that matter." She laughed. "I feel forward asking a man to get a bite to eat, you just walk up to them and say "Hey, let me eat you"."

Elunara laughed. "She's right, I did say that once."

"I'm sure he enjoyed it." Grogek laughed.

"I take it he is aware of your past?"

"Past, present, future." Elunara shrugged. "He likes to watch... or join. Depending on the situation."

Sae just stared.

"She isn't messing with you." Grogek grinned. "Though, since Jordan joined our family, I don't have to harass her clients to get my own entertainment."

"You call them clients now?"

"I started my own business. On the base, I draw portraits, or even dude nudes for people. I also have been doing a body identification program where I draw the bodies of our soldiers in order to draw up a book of identifying marks. I've identified many bodies of our fallen using it. After that... well, I offer a practice I call "sexual healing" where I help people deal with their sexual related questions and concerns. I improve the sex lives of couples."

Sae started laughing. "Oh, Elune save me, you made a business out of it."

"Well, previously, I used my talents in the SI:7, I seduced a target, leeched him of all his information and dumped him in a ditch."

"I'm impressed you've made all this work out so well for you."

"Feel free to share the gossip." Elunara winked.

Sae put a hand to her chest. "A woman after my own heart."

"Careful, she'll seduce you too." Tulani winked.

Elunara opened the basket and gasped. "OH! I haven't had any of this in AGES!" Elunara began digging. "Do you know how impossible it is to get some of these treats outside of Darnassus?"

Sae smiled. "I picked all your favorites."

Elunara began stuffing her face.

Grogek laughed. "I haven't heard those sounds outside of sex."

"Me either." Tulani shook her head.

"You have no idea." She mumbled in between bites.

Sae grinned. "I'll leave you to your foodgasm."

"I meant to ask you..." Grogek wiped frosting off her cheek. "What's a turtledove?"

"A silly little bird."

"I just loved "delicate"." Tulani giggled.

"I still don't remember that idiot." She stuffed another pastry in her mouth.

"I'm glad you're eating. You'll need your strength." Tyrande stood in the doorway. "Sorry, the door was open."


Darguni wandered over and put his hands on the shimmery parts of Tyrande's dress. "Pretty."

"Is that Darguni?" She gasped.

"I think the trip through the p

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