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"From this point on I always want the higher number."
"Let me get this straight, if I want to raise your salary by 50 percent you will take it. If I want to spank you and I know you deserve 20 and I normally just give you 10 I have to go with the higher number. Is that right?"
"I am going to be like Gordon. I am going to be good. There will be no more spankings."
I reached into my pants pocket, took out a $100 bill, and put it under the pretzel jar. She knew exactly what it was for.
She pulled it out from underneath the jar and threw it at me. "Bastard."
"That will be $10 please."
"I hate you."
Rod said, "On that note, we have some serious business to take care of. I think the living room is more comfortable, but if you want to do it here, that's fine with me."
"Delicious, it's your choice baby."
"Since I slept with Gray in the living room, I'd like to do it there."
"You let her sleep with Gray?"
"I knew that would get him dad."
"Yes, but that was mean."
"It was the truth."
"Would someone like to explain that to me?"
My daughter and I simultaneously said, "NO!"
"I hate you both, EQUALLY."
Rod opened a large manila envelope first. In it was a spreadsheet showing the DNA of one person whose name was covered. I understood it immediately, but I explained it to Delicious so she would understand it. She had never seen one of these before and even though she was brilliant it was best that she knew exactly what she was looking at.
Rod opened the second manila envelope and pulled out another spreadsheet. It had another DNA profile of the person whose name was covered. They looked nearly identical except for one thing that I've picked out immediately. One was male and the other was female. I brought this to Rod's attention immediately.
He uncovered both names.
Even Zachariah Luck. Divine Elizabeth Luck.
He opened the third envelope and laid it before us. I knew; I knew it in an instant Delicious Margarette (Mark) Luck was my daughter. I did not have to read or see the labs printout, but I let Rod read it so Delicious would hear it.
"With a 99.99 Degree of Accuracy Access Incorporate, LLP. Laboratories declares: Divine Elizabeth Luck and Even Zachariah Luck to be the parents of Delicious Marguerite Luck, born on the 20th day of July, 1997."
I did not get the reaction I expected from Delicious.
"ZACHARIAH! Where the hell did that come from?"
I followed along. "At least they didn't name me after a drink with an umbrella in it, Margarita."
"It's not Margarita, it's Marguerite."
"It's still one heck of a name to tag a child with. At least they can call me Zach. What are they going to call you Reete?"
"No, they could call me Maggie."
"Good choice, you do have strong resemblance to Margaret Thatcher."
"Before you to start a war could we continue please?"
"He started it."
"I can't wait to get both of you into outer space."
"Rod, you do realize when I leave you are going to have to find another source of income."
"No my friend I won't have to. I will write a book about the great Even Zachariah Luck and his trip into space. I will detail every nut and bolt that went into this venture. It will be a six book set which will take me 20 years to write. The money will flow in forever, and I will receive all the money from your patents."
"I hate to burst your bubble when you have everything lined up so perfectly. One of the last things I'm going to do before I depart this earth is to make sure all the money from my patents goes to feeding all the starving children on this planet. I will work it through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, because they are the most honest people I know."
"Let's continue before I eat the diary just to get even with Even.